5sos-aumemes

bitchassluke:

frangipanicc:

acoustic-cal:

bitchassluke:

i imagine ashton to be a cocky little shit like i bet he’d flex his arms when you’re around just to impress you and he’d flash a few smiles and flirty winks your way and i bet he’d be the one to make you uncomfortable sometimes because he likes to see you squirm and i bet thats what gets him off oh god what have i done

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WHYY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

haven’t you heard? i’m satan

breathingnarry

breathingnarry:

OK SO I HAVE THOSE STUPID ONE DIRECTION CUPS MY DAD ALWAYS USES THE ZAYN CUP TO POUR WATER IN THE IRON AND ONE DAY I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID ITS EASIER IF THE WATER IS HOT AND I SAID WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE ZAYN CUP AND HE LOOKED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND SAID ZAYNS HOTNESS HEATS THE WATER AND I HAVE NEVER RELATED WITH MY FATHER MORE THAN I DID THAT MOMENT

YOUR DAD IS THE COOLEST MALE BEING ON THIS PLANET